The Last Word on the Grammys…9 Names I’d Rather Call Macklemore than “Macklemore”

So much has already been said, so consider this the last word on the earth-shaking Grammys held earlier this week. Much as I’d like to discuss the 2XL robots…
 
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…and the Man with the Yellow Hat, winning a bunch of awards….
 
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Here’s what Crunchyface took from the Grammy Awards this year.
 
 

Nine Things I’d Rather Call Macklemore than “Macklemore”


 
1) Mac n’ Cheese
 
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2) Maccabee
 


Here he blows a shofar, while Ryan Lewis signals that the kick is good.
 
 
 
3) Mac Daddy (rip)
 
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4) Mackey Sasser
 
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Note: I am aware that this may only be funny to New York baseball fans, but I don’t care.
 
 
5) Spacklemore–This is the second photo in the “Musicians as Home Repair Specialists” series. Click here for the first one.
 
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6) Krackelwhore
 
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“Smell my finger. It’s chocolaty.”
 
 
7) Mandy Moore
 
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8) Roger Moore
 
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9) Martha Plimpton–Because he stole her hairstyle from the 1989 film, Parenthood.
 
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A recent photo of Ryan Lewis and Macklemore (right)

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