Stallone Thinks He’s Jesus and Here’s the Proof!

A few days ago, Crunchyface tackled the government shutdown. Today’s subject matter is equally serious.   Sylvester Stallone Thinks He’s Jesus Christ…   Rocky The first picture is iconic and may symbolize victory more so than sacrifice, but the glow blah blah blah…

Sneak Peak! Ten Awesome New Quizzes from Buzzfeed…

Who doesn’t love a wonderfully revealing Buzzfeed quiz? Only some asshole somewhere maybe. In fact, Crunchyface loves them so passionately–relies on them so much for personal analysis, that he has to see them before everyone else does.    So after an blah blah blah…

Rihanna is Thugged Out…Her New Tattoo Just Told Me So

Rihanna has just gotten “thug life” tattooed across her knuckles, despite the fact that she has in no way grown up a thug or lived in a dangerous or criminal environment. She went to a private school in Barbados. Sigh. blah blah blah…