Stallone Thinks He’s Jesus and Here’s the Proof!

A few days ago, Crunchyface tackled the government shutdown. Today’s subject matter is equally serious.   Sylvester Stallone Thinks He’s Jesus Christ…   Rocky The first picture is iconic and may symbolize victory more so than sacrifice, but the glowblah blah blah…

Rihanna is Thugged Out…Her New Tattoo Just Told Me So

Rihanna has just gotten “thug life” tattooed across her knuckles, despite the fact that she has in no way grown up a thug or lived in a dangerous or criminal environment. She went to a private school in Barbados. Sigh.blah blah blah…

The Last Words of Ten Different Celebrities

It’s fascinating to read the last words of noted people.  Sometimes the famous person is funny in his last moment,   (“My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.”–Oscarblah blah blah…