Rihanna is Thugged Out…Her New Tattoo Just Told Me So

Rihanna has just gotten “thug life” tattooed across her knuckles, despite the fact that she has in no way grown up a thug or lived in a dangerous or criminal environment. She went to a private school in Barbados. Sigh.blah blah blah…

Refusing to Suspend My Disbelief: “Crocodile” Dundee

Australia didn’t want him anymore–they were tired of him, and still don’t like him.  Ask them.  So they shipped him to us. Dear God.   Paul Hogan came onto the scene in the delightful 1986 comedy, “Crocodile” Dundee, and broughtblah blah blah…

Daily Words of Wisdom by Keanu Reeves…And Other Rejected iPhone Apps

Surprisingly, your major phone companies–your Apples and Samsungs and such–don’t always allow licensing for just any app. If the app is deemed “offensive” or “dangerous,” it may never see your phone. The following list represents ten apps invented by Crunchyface,blah blah blah…

(The First) Refusing to Suspend My Disbelief: The Goonies

The Goonies was on just recently, and in viewing it for the 847th time,  it is clear that there has never been a more implausable movie.  For years Crunchy has wanted to write a book on movies just like theblah blah blah…

Refusing to Suspend My Disbelief: Titanic

When it comes to Academy Award nominees and winners, Hollywood has made some notable mistakes over the years so sayeth Crunchy.  Lost In Translation was dull and repetitive and any insight gleaned from two Americans getting drunk in Japan, while sort of half-talking aboutblah blah blah…