Ja Rule Turns Nine Today! A Few Reasons to Care about Leap Day…

Historically, many important things have happened on Leap Day. We wait, almost breathlessly, for four years, so that we may finally arrive at this crazy, anomalous day. Did Crunchyface deeply ponder his use of the word “anomalous” in the last sentence? Yes,blah blah blah…

Ten Things Learned from Facebook (or) Crunchyfacebook…

Ten Things Crunchyface has learned from Facebook: (Note to Facebook friends: None of these applies to any specific posting of yours. Obviously this isn’t about you.)     1) Everyone seems to constantly be laughing out loud. All of my friends areblah blah blah…

When the World Seems Dark…Consider Saved By the Bell

 Some say the world is spinning out of control.  The economy is unstable, gays are threatening our monopoly on marital distress, and there are riots in the streets of such third world countries as Syria, Libya, Yemen, and England.  Itblah blah blah…

Refusing to Suspend My Disbelief: Best of the Best

Best of the Best, a 1989 martial arts film, had all that a thirteen-year-old could want in a movie.  It featured karate fighters (or kung fu or taekwando or whatever–it’s all karate), had the depth and emotional sensibility of theblah blah blah…